The origins of this biscuit are a mystery. Some believe it was created by Rasputin, others that it was left by visitors from another planet. One thing is clear - it is the third most popular biscuit in Uganda.
This biscuit was invented by Ivan Turgenev in 1457. Turgenev was at the time attempting to create the pencil. He failed in this and killed himself in despair. However, in 1978 his recipe was rediscovered, and his reputation has begun to recover.
Why does this biscuit have holes. What does it mean? Is it a message?
This biscuit was found in the ancient caves of Lascaux. It was also depicted in th famous cave paintings from the area. The biscuit probably represents the sun, and may have been worshipped as a God.
I understand why thi biscuit has a hole. It's very clear. But the question - about the bourbon biscuit - remains.
This was the most popular biscuit in Nazi Germany, and has since been associated with evil. However, it was in fact invented by Nelson Mandela.
My brother. God, look at it. Is it even human?
The fourth member of Pussy Riot
Cretinism. Absolute cretinism.